{"id":273,"date":"2010-12-19T14:58:55","date_gmt":"2010-12-19T19:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gavinhignight.com\/updates\/?p=273"},"modified":"2010-12-19T14:58:55","modified_gmt":"2010-12-19T19:58:55","slug":"big-willy-hignight%e2%80%99s-3-rules-for-using-wifi-in-a-public-cafe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gavinhignight.com\/updates\/2010\/12\/19\/big-willy-hignight%e2%80%99s-3-rules-for-using-wifi-in-a-public-cafe\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Willy Hignight\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s 3 Rules for using WIFI in a public caf\u00c3\u00a9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gavinhignight.com\/updates\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/wifi.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gavinhignight.com\/updates\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/wifi.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"3 rules for wifi in cafe\" width=\"409\" height=\"637\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gavinhignight.com\/updates\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/wifi.jpg 409w, https:\/\/www.gavinhignight.com\/updates\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/wifi-192x300.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 409px) 100vw, 409px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>1.\tHey Jack-hole, use some freaking earphones.  That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s great, I get it, you like your music and your laptop has speakers.  Guess what, none of the rest of us care or want to hear your music.  You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re Mr. Mixmaster next big DJ\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 I get it.  And I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t care.  Plug in some freaking headphones.<\/p>\n<p>2.\tHey you greedy son of a bitch energy hog, how about not using both plugs in an outlet.  Yes, believe it or not this has to be a rule because there are actually people in this world that will have the audacity to plug their laptop into one of the two holes in an outlet and charge their cell phone through the other\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6  Seriously, where were you raised?<\/p>\n<p>3.\tFinally\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Dear quasi-homeless librarian crazy conspiracy theory types, this is not your home.  Please don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t move in.  I get it, I travel with books, and sometimes snacks from home, etc\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 but really, this is not your satellite office (or living room) please don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t bring everything and the kitchen sink and spread it all over your small caf\u00c3\u00a9 living space like a person hoarding books, napkins, duffle bags, etc\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\nThank you for your attention, with these three simple rules we will all get along much better\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 and I won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have to think you are all total jackasses.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<br \/>\nBig Willy Hignight<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Hey Jack-hole, use some freaking earphones. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s great, I get it, you like your music and your laptop has speakers. Guess what, none of the rest of us care or want to hear your music. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re Mr. Mixmaster next big DJ\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 I get it. And I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t care. Plug in some freaking headphones. 2. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":889,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gavinhignight.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gavinhignight.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gavinhignight.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gavinhignight.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/889"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gavinhignight.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.gavinhignight.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":277,"href":"https:\/\/www.gavinhignight.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions\/277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gavinhignight.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gavinhignight.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gavinhignight.com\/updates\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}